Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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