is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We left the knife in your bed.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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