A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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