thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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