i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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