That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
