Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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