We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
