oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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