Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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