YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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