Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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