don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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