U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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