you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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