I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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