Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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