Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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