Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I still have a little drunk in my system
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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