I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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