are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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