no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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