i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The police scanner is talking about you again....
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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