the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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