You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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