May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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