I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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