I bet he comes in French.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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