THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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