Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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