Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything