How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You ruined the universe
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
