haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He uses pillows to masturbate.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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