I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Moan for me like Helen Keller
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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