Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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