She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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