They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Acid is not a monday night drug
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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