Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
