I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
