Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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