ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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