I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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