i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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