why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
accomplished twins. life is a go
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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