I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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