Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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