Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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