We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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