i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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