Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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