what if I'm pregnant?
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she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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