Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
God, I missed his penis.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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