You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
how drunk are you?
Several
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
